Clooney, Schmooney. Rick Warren's where it's at

Just because it's Friday ...

Those crazy kids over at the Wittenburg Door have crowned Rick Warren -- he, the Hawaiian-shirt wearing, Barack Obama-hugging publishing wunderkind pastor of Saddleback Church in LA -- the 2007 Sexiest Preacher Alive.

I'm not making this up.

Dubbed a "closet clothes horse" and a "hermeneutical hunk", Warren is ... oh, never mind. Read for yourself.