News of the Weird

It would be so easy to have a laugh at this, but apparently this guy is pretty messed up.

Authorities in Hayden, Idaho say a man saw the mark of the beat (666) on his hand, cut it off and stored it in the microwave until police arrived. No word on whether he actually pushed the "cook" button.

At any rate, he was taken to the hospital, where doctors won't say whether they attempted to reattach it, citing patient confidentiality rules.